We had to coat check the pizza.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?