Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?