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What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
home. puking in laundry basket.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
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