winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits