i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
In America we eat man semen.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.