If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked