Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall