the vacuum is drunk
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
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Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
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Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.