I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
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I'm going to jail i love you
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
If i come over, it means nothing
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Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No