i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
the vacuum is drunk
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.