What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
Where did you get a picture of my penis
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!