I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
Where did you get a picture of my penis
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!