what if every blade of grass was a penis?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
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Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.