she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
Where did you get a picture of my penis
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!