she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.