it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
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If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
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he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu