remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.