Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text