I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
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Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.