You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.