Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA