I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
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woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.