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Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!

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Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.

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(303): Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !! (832): Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless. http://tfl.nu/apa0

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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house

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So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?

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(832): The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house (713): So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh? http://tfl.nu/xori

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This dude is being a total douche

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Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps

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(713): This dude is being a total douche (832): Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps http://tfl.nu/sy46

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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.

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(832): My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over. http://tfl.nu/z5ao

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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.

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(832): He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like. http://tfl.nu/ukkd

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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.

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(832): Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are. http://tfl.nu/ir1i

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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?

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(832): it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right? http://tfl.nu/a8lp

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New invention idea: vibrating tampons

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(832): New invention idea: vibrating tampons http://tfl.nu/xv0s

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What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?

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I guess God knew he was going to be bald...

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(281): What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh? (832): I guess God knew he was going to be bald... http://tfl.nu/ipcy

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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?

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(832): Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions? http://tfl.nu/z9u9

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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card

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(832): I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card http://tfl.nu/wrdz

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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.

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(832): Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right. http://tfl.nu/ngre

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moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone

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(832): moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone http://tfl.nu/qe9x

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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem

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(832): Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem http://tfl.nu/ll71

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Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.

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I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.

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Texas should really raise its teaching standards.

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(713): Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party. (713): I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over. (832): Texas should really raise its teaching standards. http://tfl.nu/yy08

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