Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
