So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?