can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice