Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
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