Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that