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every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.

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(408): every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better. http://tfl.nu/nucz

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I miss the smell of you or some shit.

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(408): I miss the smell of you or some shit. http://tfl.nu/h6lu

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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete

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(408): I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete http://tfl.nu/3qb5

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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.

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(408): I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included. http://tfl.nu/7ela

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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum

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(408): worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum http://tfl.nu/fisn

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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.

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(408): I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party. http://tfl.nu/m1aw

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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.

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(408): Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding. http://tfl.nu/o5ps

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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.

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(408): Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something. http://tfl.nu/it4y

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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.

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(408): I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs. http://tfl.nu/f5jy

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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am

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(408): who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am http://tfl.nu/787a

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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.

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You've ruined television for me.

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(408): The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it. (408): You've ruined television for me. http://tfl.nu/32ek

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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?

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(408): My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know? http://tfl.nu/68pr

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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.

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(408): We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices. http://tfl.nu/tes7

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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.

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(408): sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here. http://tfl.nu/d4g6

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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!

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(408): He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!! http://tfl.nu/u5h8

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