Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
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Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
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OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?