Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.