it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
so explain again why im purple
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
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My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...