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She still cant shoot whiskey?

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Im having serious doubts about this relationship

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(925): She still cant shoot whiskey? (925): Im having serious doubts about this relationship http://tfl.nu/o90t

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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.

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(925): i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year. http://tfl.nu/zp0f

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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.

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(925): We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely. http://tfl.nu/80gj

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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way

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(925): At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way http://tfl.nu/fo4u

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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.

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(925): He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept. http://tfl.nu/niyr

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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?

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(925): Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm? http://tfl.nu/b5qs

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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.

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(925): WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES. http://tfl.nu/71kq

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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed

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(925): you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed http://tfl.nu/e4j9

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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.

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(925): I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent. http://tfl.nu/smsr

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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.

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If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.

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(925): Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often. (1-925): If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough. http://tfl.nu/t59l

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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down

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what are you doing with your life

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(925): 370HSSV 0773H read that upside down (1-925): what are you doing with your life http://tfl.nu/25tc

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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.

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(925): it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night. http://tfl.nu/nvwn

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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands

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(925): I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands http://tfl.nu/dboa

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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor

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(925): We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor http://tfl.nu/cj2b

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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.

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(925): He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle. http://tfl.nu/x2qg

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