So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms