last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Moan for me like Helen Keller
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.