Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.