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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.

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(210): Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material. http://tfl.nu/16u9

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Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?

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I'll teach you how to wipe better

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(210): Dude why does my asshole itch so bad? (1-210): I'll teach you how to wipe better http://tfl.nu/7pt4

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READY

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for what?

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TO HAVE SEXXXX

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i think you have the wrong number

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(210): READY (1-210) for what? (210) TO HAVE SEXXXX (1-210) i think you have the wrong number http://tfl.nu/x2wa

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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?

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(210): she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate? http://tfl.nu/d0z4

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spencer pratt says his family invinted chess

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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.

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(210): spencer pratt says his family invinted chess (1-210): that kid is like the al gore of hollywood. http://tfl.nu/qms6

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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!

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(210): im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!! http://tfl.nu/zroi

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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.

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(210): I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy. http://tfl.nu/uz12

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Hey it's Austin.

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I am not drunk enough for this conversation.

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(210): Hey it's Austin. (254): I am not drunk enough for this conversation. http://tfl.nu/124v

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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.

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(210): happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal. http://tfl.nu/4nij

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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.

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(210): I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper. http://tfl.nu/rcv4

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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.

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(210): Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors. http://tfl.nu/4w9v

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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.

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(210): I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now. http://tfl.nu/26wy

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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute

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Hello cirrhosis

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(210): Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute (1-210): Hello cirrhosis http://tfl.nu/bpcm

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stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown

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Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps

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(210): stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown (281): Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps http://tfl.nu/xa4c

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Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat

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You are so not ready for motherhood

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(210): Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat (830): You are so not ready for motherhood http://tfl.nu/j27j

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