I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You're like the curious george of whores
23 Struggles Kids These Days Will Never Know
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'