I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.