I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.