I pooped in a mop bucket.
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
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I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
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