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She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
its not stalking. its research.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
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