Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken