It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.