If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?