I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.