Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.