I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers