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I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me

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RUN RUN RUN RUN

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(847): I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me (224): RUN RUN RUN RUN http://tfl.nu/a7sq

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Anal astronaut?

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Wow word travels fast.

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(732): Anal astronaut? (847): Wow word travels fast. http://tfl.nu/to7g

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Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference

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(847): Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference http://tfl.nu/ny65

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just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism

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(847): just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism http://tfl.nu/1jbk

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tweet Hawks Win!! tweet

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That's how twitter works, right?

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(847): tweet Hawks Win!! tweet (847): That's how twitter works, right? http://tfl.nu/21xu

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This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.

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(847): This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car. http://tfl.nu/cnfz

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i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

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(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out. http://tfl.nu/gev3

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I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.

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How was it?

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Fantastic, but that's not the point.

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(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me. (1-847): How was it? (847): Fantastic, but that's not the point. http://tfl.nu/muuk

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:( I'm sorry!!!

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sexual favors sorry?

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absolutely not

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(224): :( I'm sorry!!! (847): sexual favors sorry? (224): absolutely not http://tfl.nu/14ur

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we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.

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(847): we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us. http://tfl.nu/woip

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Do you need to be saved?

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No I think I'm God

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(760): Do you need to be saved? (847): No I think I'm God http://tfl.nu/obwr

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I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.

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(847): I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil. http://tfl.nu/z427

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I'm at derby!

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The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.

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(847): I'm at derby! (847): The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time. http://tfl.nu/hrlc

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I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend

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(847): I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend http://tfl.nu/8y5y

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just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity

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(847): just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity http://tfl.nu/hbyg

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