cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.