you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.