When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that