Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day