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i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...

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(703): i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk... http://tfl.nu/wk7z

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so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"

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where do you find these guys?

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(703): so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen" (1-703): where do you find these guys? http://tfl.nu/45ye

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how do you have sooo much energy?

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billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week

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(703): how do you have sooo much energy? (571): billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week http://tfl.nu/czgq

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is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?

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(703): is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday? http://tfl.nu/tuui

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i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!

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Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!

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well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.

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(703): i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days! (804): Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us! (703): well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted. http://tfl.nu/ybes

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Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.

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(703): Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid. http://tfl.nu/xyt3

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BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.

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(703): BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP. http://tfl.nu/bqsy

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I can feel you judging me through the phone.

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(703): I can feel you judging me through the phone. http://tfl.nu/i7dh

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Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone

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(703): Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone http://tfl.nu/o3t4

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one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.

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(703): one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day. http://tfl.nu/f2q9

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So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.

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You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.

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(703): So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out. (1-703): You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend. http://tfl.nu/y4qo

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its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out

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(703): its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out http://tfl.nu/sd1u

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the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex

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(703): the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex http://tfl.nu/ydbw

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I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!

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I see a marketing opportunity

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(703): I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off! (1-703): I see a marketing opportunity http://tfl.nu/gn9o

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I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.

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(703): I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like. http://tfl.nu/tgx7

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