So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.