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She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.

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Ew, and?!

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Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.

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(703): She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal. (540): Ew, and?! (703): Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards. http://tfl.nu/xpq2

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Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..

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this can't be going anywhere good

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nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\

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(571): Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah.. (703): this can't be going anywhere good (571): nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\ http://tfl.nu/4i13

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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.

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(703): He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy. http://tfl.nu/uk4y

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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.

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(703): I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier. http://tfl.nu/rjab

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I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.

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(703): I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking. http://tfl.nu/6jrt

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I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!

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(703): I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww! http://tfl.nu/rzts

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He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.

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(703): He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet. http://tfl.nu/muj7

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nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase

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(703): nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase http://tfl.nu/yg43

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I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.

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(703): I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is. http://tfl.nu/7kmq

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Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.

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(703): Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out. http://tfl.nu/rmo5

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Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."

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You guys are open that late?

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(703): Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges." (610): You guys are open that late? http://tfl.nu/gb5t

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I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space

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(703): I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space http://tfl.nu/29mq

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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?

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(703): My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall? http://tfl.nu/yddz

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Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life

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Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard

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(703): Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life (541): Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard http://tfl.nu/54p5

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just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.

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(703): just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator. http://tfl.nu/c4j4

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