He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.