we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart