On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
That's an oxymoron.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.