How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...