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Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?

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Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier

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This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.

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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.

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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?

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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!

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He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?

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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.

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