Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.