Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter