bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.