Last Night in Ohio (937)

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  There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.

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  Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!

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  [insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]

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  after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.

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  I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?

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  Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.

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  Is that considered a cock block?

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  pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...

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  i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus

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  I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.

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  Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate

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  bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome

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  You went to church with your boobs hanging out?

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  Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.

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  I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.

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  I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...

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  I see you've learned your lesson.

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  my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.

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