So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
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I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
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I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed