I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.