I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.